Kso this is super lame, but then still totally cool at the same time.
Stay with me here, just for a minute. It’ll be totally hilarious…eventually.
My friend, Angela, nominated me for this Hottest Moms contest on amotherworld.com. Pick your jaw up off the ground because it’s like, I know, right?! But still totally flattering and imagine my surprise when I not only was up there as a hot mom nominee- but then I made it into The Top Four!! You guyyyyys?! I’m one of the top four hottest moms ever ….who entered this contest and live in this area and had a cute pic and bio to toss up there but whatever, OKAY!? Let me live here in the fantasy land that is my brain and be peaceful in my narcissism…ahhhhh….I like it here….
Reality? I need votes. I could win a sweet ass coffee maker and some Mabel’s Label’s and that is so fricken cool! But what I’m in it for? Is bragging rights. I want to win so I can say, with as straight a face as possible: I’m a Hot Mom, and I have proof.
Plus I’m super hoping they send me a sash & a tiara & let me vlog out a super lame runway walk or something.
Oh right. not Miss Canada…just a Hottest Moms contest.
What I’m saying is- come check us out, the top four.
And then vote for me.
And then tell your friends to vote for me too.
And then I’ll have you all over for coffee and a runway walk. Mmmkay?